I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
honey bunches of taint.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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