dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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