Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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