I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im six kinds of drunk right now
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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