some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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