I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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