im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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