I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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