you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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