Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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