he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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