Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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