Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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