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I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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