By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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