So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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