3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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