More tranny stories later!
I accidentally had phone sex last night
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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