I murdered the dance floor call the cops
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
