I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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