talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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