OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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