i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
