I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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