Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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