maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
