Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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