Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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