I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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