the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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