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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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