Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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