i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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