hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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