she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Small penises have feelings too.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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