hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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