sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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