He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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