I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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