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dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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