Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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