the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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