okay pat passed out under dana's car
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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