It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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