you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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