My brain says no but my pants say off.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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