Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Your topless pictures make me question reality
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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