Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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