why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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