hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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