i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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