So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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