We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
