Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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