this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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