Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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