So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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