Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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